Beloved TV Star, Sherman Hemsley, dies at age 74, but George Jefferson will live on!
A smile would always find its way to my lips when the theme song began. The Jeffersons was one of my favorite childhood sitcoms, an original. Of course, Sherman Hemsley appeared in other shows, but his most known role was that of George Jefferson in the witty show about the owner of a dry cleaning shop who is “moving on up to the east side, to a delux apartment in the sky”.
I personally loved the way he and the maid, Florence ( played by Marla Gibbs ) would banter back and forth. I got a lot of inspiration for who I am today through them, I believe. George and “Weezy” (Isabel Sandford) first appeared on All in the Family where George and Archie eventually, after much name calling, began to become friends and change eachothers views on race. The Jeffersons also introduced America to another tv first: a mixed-race couple.
For more on Sherman Hemsley, please visit: http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/obit/story/2012-07-24/sherman-hemsley-dies/56466676/1
Wednesday, July 25, 2012
A Sad Goodbye...
Change Happens...
Change… love it or hate it, it will happen!
Some love change. They are like a leaf that has fallen from a mighty oak tree and is blowing in the wind. It doesn’t matter where they land, they will make the best of it. Others are like robots, doing the same thing day after day after day and if something were to change, they would surely short-circuit. I like to think of myself as somewhere in between. I do like to have structure and routine. I like to have plans and know what I am doing and when. Most of the time if a friend calls me last minute to do something, I am hesitant because I already made plans. But on the other hand, I am not so rigid that I can not roll with the punches when something unexpected comes along. Take my being laid-off for example.
July 31st is my last day at work with my co-workers who have become friends and some more like family. When I first heard about there being lay-offs I almost prayed that I was one. Even when it was known that , yes, I was one of those who could say goodbye, I held my head high, confident that all will be well. Don’t get me wrong, I KNOW all will be well. After alll , God is my Provider and since He owns everything in this world and I am His child, what do I have to fear? It’s the CHANGE that’s bothering me!! I have been on one official interview so far and really do NOT want to work there. I don’t really know why, I just don’t. As much as I hate the change, in some ways I am excited for the change.
With change comes growth and learning. I’m hopeful and excited to see just what God has in store for me. How is He going to promote me? There are so many things I am interested in, so many ways I am stepping out of my old ways.
One way, is this right here. Blogging for money. Now I had started a blog, a few in fact, a few years ago. I wasn’t always faithful about keeping up with any of them, but I did add adsense to them and have made very little money so far. I really hold myself accountable for that though since it was I who didn’t keep up with them. I am hoping now to get that going again. And blogging through triond.com is great. I can write about whatever I want to at the time instead of following a set theme. I will still use my other sites, however.
Another way I am stepping out is with some of the jobs I have applied for. My background is restaurants and phlebotomy. I have put in for a child abuse investigator ( which I don’t fully qualify, but I tried! ) and sales. I am not a strong sales person, in my opinion, but my husband has faith in me and that helps me tremendously!
Sure, part of me just wants to stay home, kick back and collect unemployment. But Proverbs 13:4 tells us “The soul of the sluggard craves and gets nothing, while the soul of the diligent is richly supplied” and 2Thessalonians 3:10 says, “For even when we were with you, we would give you this command: If anyone is not willing to work, let him not eat.” and then there’s Proverbs 10:4 “A slack hand causes poverty, but the hand of the diligent makes rich.” God obviously opposes being lazy and therefore I will not bring that upon myself and my family. Now, of course, if I really do make money and able to keep up with my blogging, that’s not being lazy now is it? We’ll see.
So that’s the plan for my “change” as of now. Look into this sales job that I have a very good chance of getting and can make some serious money doing and keep blogging and looking for legitimate ways to earn money online.
Oh another website I have joined trying to make some legitimate dough is Strong Future International. Check out my blog about it and from there you can visit their website through a link on the page. http://www.mystrongfuture.blogspot.com/.
So thanks for listening!
Tuesday, July 10, 2012
My New Endeavor....
So, I am facing being laid-off in just a couple of weeks and I have been desperately trying to find a new job. I have put in so many apps, it's crazy, and so far... nothing. I am supposed to be interviewing this week for a temp agency for my field, so I am hopeful there. Anyhow, facing the very real possibility that I will be without fulltime work very soon, I have also been looking and checking out other avenues. I have a business that I want to open, but don't currently have the revenue to start it, but I have found something else that's completely FREE and will give me a nice start and other possibilities! It's called "Strong Future International" (SFI) and it's amazing! Let me share with you directly off their website "About us".
"SFI (Strong Future International) Marketing Group was launched in 1998. Starting with just one product, sold only in the United States, SFI has now grown to more than 52000 products and services (and growing daily) sold in more than 190 countries around the world.
"SFI was created to allow anyone with a computer and Internet access the opportunity to tap into the worldwide e-commerce revolution. Anyone of legal age in his or her country can become an SFI affiliate for free by filling out an online registration form. There is no obligation or purchase requirements of any kind.
"Once registered, affiliates are provided with professional Websites for marketing SFI's products on the Internet. SFI also provides all necessary sale support services, such as customer service, payment processing, and product shipment – all at no cost to the affiliate. For each sale generated, SFI pays the referring affiliate a commission. Additional commissions can be earned by building and leading affiliate groups.
"The mark of a successful company can be seen in its track record. SFI is now in its 13th year, with millions of dollars in annual sales and millions paid in commissions to thousands of affiliates around the world. SFI's parent company, Carson Services, Inc., is now in its 26th year of business. It's a longtime member of the Better Business Bureau and is registered with Dun and Bradstreet. SFI affiliates operate with the peace of mind brought about by associating with a proven, debt-free organization with a long, successful history.
"SFI President and CEO, and founder of SFI, is Gery Carson. From 1985 to 1998, Gery was a top marketer and record-breaking distributor for several direct sales companies and a successful business magazine publisher. Known for his innovation, Gery has been a pioneering force in the direct mail and Internet marketing industries for more than two decades. His extraordinary achievements as an entrepreneur have been spotlighted in "Money Maker's Monthly," "Upline," "Opportunity World Magazine," and in numerous books and videos. National recognition has also included being named to 1992's Outstanding Young Men of America list and 1997's Who's Who in the Media and Communications.
"In 1998, Gery set out to "put a dent in the universe" by creating SFI, a ground-breaking program that would utilize the Internet to empower and enrich the lives of millions of people around the world. Today, with 10831 new affiliates joining in the last week alone, SFI is one of the fastest growing companies of its kind in the world and is well on its way to achieving Gery's vision."
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SFI is now also linked with TripleClicks which is an auction site that has Pricebender Auctions where you could win things like a wireless printer for just $.72.... yes, that says seventy-two cents! You can also, of course, sell your own items as well.
I am very excited about this opportunity! As not only can I sell my own things on TripleClicks, but I can share this opportunity with others, like yourself, and help them to achieve their financial goals. Whether you want to replace your current job or supplement your income, the possibility is there with SFI and TripleClicks. I am determined to make my dreams come true!
Monday, July 9, 2012
TripleClicks....
* New items added hourly
* Collectibles and hard-to-find items
* Gadgets and gear available nowhere else
* Crazy-priced closeouts
* Sell your own unwanted stuff too for quick cash!
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Update
I have started services with Dr. Leach. He is wonderful! The staff is wonderful! And I know he is helping my body get back to where it can heal itself! Tomorrow I am going to a class of sorts, taught by Dr. Leach, about how to lose weight by learning when to eat. I will definitely let you know what I learn there! I also need to remember to ask him about that workout routine he mentioned before that only takes a few minutes of intensive work.
As I am feeling better, this has inspired me. I have started walking 3 times a day during the week. We have a great walking path that starts right here where I work and goes on & on! I have no idea how long it is and until today, I didn't even realize it went past the next street over. I have been basically walking around my building in the morning, during lunch & then again mid-afternoon. It's given me a great sense of accomplishment and more engery! Today I decided to be brave ( I don't work in the most upstanding area of town, and about a block from what used to be known as the absolute worst area ) and I followed the path several blocks over. I have no idea just how far I walked, but I am estimating about a mile round trip.
It's a very beautiful path that follows a water way filled with jumping fish, turtles, fishing birds and just a great scenery. I feel blessed to have such a great way to exercise! It was a little scary, the further away from work, but then again, I felt at peace. I will have to do that at least a few times every week!
I am still working on the eating habits, though they have gotten MUCH better. I still eat my yogurt mix for breakfast ( vanilla bean Greek yogurt, blueberries, a banana, granola with bits of dried fruit & raisens, ground flax seed & wheat germ ). For lunch I am trying to eat healthy foods. It's so hard when my co-worker wants to go out to lunch. I am great at making wise choices on my own, but when out with friends, the temptation is just too great! Dinner has been consisting of some meat on the grill ( grilling helps cut down electric usage too! ), fresh steamed veggies & some sort of healthier grain, like quinoa. For snacks, I keep nuts around and corn tortillas with salsa - Oh and Skinny Cow ice cream sandwiches!
Anyhow, that's the update on me. Check back in the next few days to learn about the diet. Be blessed!
Friday, April 13, 2012
Superstitions....
- "Find a penny, pick it up. And all day long you'll have good luck." I must admit, that on the occasion I pick a penny off the ground, I generally recite this. Not because I believe it, but because it's such an old little ditty that I've heard since childhood. I have read that this may have come from another rhyme " See a pin, pick it up. And all day long you'll have good luck. See a pin, let it lay, and your luck will pass on by."
- Don't walk under a ladder! There are 3 thoughts, that I have found, as to why this became popular. 1. Just the logic of it- Who wants to knock someone off a ladder? 2. From a Christian perspective - A ladder leaned against a wall forms a triangle which is representative of the Trinity and one would not want to break the triangle. 3. The ladder resembles medieval gallows.
- Black cats crossing your path. This is most probably a result of the lore of witches and their familiars which is said to be black cats. I would most certainly be in trouble if this superstition were true as I have 2 all black cats in my home.
- Watch out for that mirror! According to folklore, breaking a mirror is a surefire way to doom yourself to seven years of bad luck. The superstition seems to arise from the belief that mirrors don't just reflect your image; they hold bits of your soul. That belief led people in the old days of the American South to cover mirrors in a house when someone died, lest their soul be trapped inside. Like the number three, the number seven is often associated with luck. Seven years is a long time to be unlucky, which may be why people have come up with counter-measures to free themselves after breaking a mirror. These include touching a piece of the broken mirror to a tombstone or grinding the mirror shards into powder.
- No umbrellas indoors...And not just because you'll poke someones eye out. Opening an umbrella indoors is supposed to bring bad luck, though the origins of this belief are murky. Legends abound, from a story of an ancient Roman woman who happened to have opened her umbrella moments before her house collapsed, to the tale of a British prince who accepted two umbrellas from a visiting king and died within months. Like the "don't walk under a ladder" superstition, this seems to be a case of a myth arising to keep people from doing something that is slightly dangerous in the first place.
- In Poland, they believe it is bad luck to place a handbag ( purse ) on the floor as this will keep you broke.
- In Indonesia, it is believed that if you are pregnant and mock someone with a handicap, your child will be born disabled.
- In Mexico it is believed that wearing pearls on your wedding way will bring bad luck and tears throughout your marriage.
- Fishermen have many superstitions. It is good luck to put a coin on a float and throwing back the first fish of the catch. It is unlucky to: Changing rods during fishing, have a female stepping over your fishing rod, Baiting a hook using your left hand, Sitting on an upturned bucket, Casting without spitting on the bait.
- When it comes to brooms there are several superstitions too. It's lucky to bring a new broom into a new house when you move. It is, however, unlucky to lend a broom, borrow a broom, have a broom fall over near you or stand a broom on it's bristles.
- More on black cats! It's considered lucky to: own a black cat, touch a black cat, have a black cat enter your home or greet you at someone else's door and seeing three black cats in succession.
There are soooo many superstitions! Just do a search for "Superstitions around the world", and you'll be amazed at what all you find!
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
The things animals would say....
Nope, your tonsils look fine to me!
It's a sunbeam knock out!
Sooooo Tiny!
The pipe next to me has NOTHING to do with it!
Best Friends :)
Awwww....
Facelift Time!
Better Health
Stress is the number one killer in America. Stress is the number one reason for just about every health care concern. And being sick is, in itself, stressful. So how do we achieve optimal health? Let me share.
- The Nervous System. We need to take steps to making sure our nervous system is working at 100%. Nerves come out between the bones along our spine and each one is responsible for different areas of the body, including organs. If our spine does not have the proper spacing, pressure is applied to these nerves and not only may we feel it through pain, but parts of our body may suffer in other ways too. I am still learning about this, so I will not try to teach you. Below you will find a picture to better help understanding.
- Nutrition & Detoxification of the body. Our bodies were made to use food for energy & to use what God placed on this earth for us to eat. The modern-day food industry now processes so much, most of the food isn't anywhere near what our bodies are intended to use! Even fresh fruits & veggies are loaded with pesticides and contaminates. Organic doesn't even have the same impact that it should because of how companies can get around loop holes in the regulations. Not only should we eat the very best we can, but we also need to give our bodies time to detox from all the polutants all around us. This can be a simple water fast done once a week.
- Exercise Daily. This point is again emphasized. Even a few minutes a few times a day can help. And I will be learning about a routine that only has about 4 minutes of very vigorous exercise a few days a week. I will let you know more as I learn.
- Reduce Stress. There are 3 stresses: Chemical ( smoking, drinking, food we eat, enviromental polutants ) , Mental/Emotional and Physical stress. Our bodies are design perfectly, and stress is actually meant to help us. When stressed, our bodies produce the "fight or flight" hormone. However, when continuously stressed, the hormone continues to be released and it begins to destroy the body. Then, when we are actually in a situation where we need the "fight or flight" response, it will not work as well. Some ways to manage stress include: laughing, exercise, positive attitude, a little "me" time, having a good support system and removing nerve interference.
It is also important to note that there are no safe drugs!
- Tylenol ( aceteminophen) is linked to liver disease
- Advil ( Ibprophin ) is linked to kidney disease
- Aspirin causes many strokes and ulcers and kills more than 1,600 kids each year.
- Ritalin ( once popular ADHD medication ) is in the same catagory as cocain.
These are just some of the things I learned yesterday. I am very excited to go to Dr. Leach's office next week and learn more. I will definitely share as I get more info. If you'd like to learn a little more about what organic should be ( plus other stuff ) please visit: Live Beyond Organic. This is a site by Jordan Rubin, Founder & CEO of Beyond Organic. I got a copy of his book yesterday and it's awesome. His products are a little pricey, but I am considering using them part time anyhow.
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Funny Signs
LMBO - I wonder what Patrick's job is! 
Good thing they can't read or they might be scared! LOL
Somehow, I don't think this was needed!Stress Relief...
Today my job is offering a nice thing... a Stress Relief luncheon seminar. I originally signed up for it thinking it would be nice to get the free lunch ( lol ), but now I am really looking forward to it! We all have stress in our lives, it's inevitable & unavoidable, but there are things we can do to help reduce the number one killer. So, on that note, I have gathered a few ideas for you....
- Eat right & exercise
I know this is not something many of us look forward to. It seems that we hear this everywhere & for every reason. Hmm... If we hear it everywhere & for every reason, why? Could it be that it is actually good for us? Not only does eating right mean we get the nutrients we need and help to decrease our waistline, but it also helps give us the energy that we need to handle all the stresses that come our way everyday!
Exercise does the same for us. Although many times, our excuse for not exercising is that we do not have the energy, if we would just DO IT, we would find our energy increase many times over. This also will help decrease the waistline, the chance of cardiovascular disease, diabetes and so much more!
- Set realistic goals
This means not stressing ourselves out by saying we need to do more in less time than is realistic. If you need to repaint your house, don't expect to get it all done, alone, in one day! Plan, Plan, Plan!
- Handle important tasks first and eliminate unessential tasks
Is it really necessary for you to clean out the garage with it years of discarded items today? This can go right along with the above point. And if you don't absolutely have to go to the grocery store when you have 5 loads of laundry to do, then don't. Have a deadline at work and you want to dust the office? Worry about dusting after your deadline.
- Reduce the urge to be "perfect"
Oh boy do I suffer from this! One easy way to stress me out is to tell me someone is coming over when I haven't been able to sweep, mop, dust, etc... We tend to worry about what others think way too much! It's ok to not get everything right, we are humans and as such we have flaws.
- Reduce criticism of yourself and others
This goes right along with trying to be perfect. If you are constantly knocking yourself for your short-comings, then negativity is all that you will get! The same goes for your interactions with others. Look for the positive points with yourself & others. Negativity only breeds more negativity.
- Smile
Try it. The next time you are feeling stressed out, simply smile. Smile to yourself, smile to others. If you see someone else stressed or upset, smile to encourage them, and see how much better it makes you feel too!
- Have a girl's ( or guy's ) night out
Sometime's just getting out of the house with friend's can be enough to lift stress dramatically.
- Watch a comedy
Laughter really is the best medicine and if you can watch with a friend or spouse then you can reap the benefits doubly!
- Plan a romantic night with your spouse / significant other
I know for me, just a little time without the kids, without work, just with my husband does a world of good! It doesn't even have to include going out, it could be just snuggling on the couch or in the bed and watching a movie - though walks near the ocean or in the woods are my favorite!
You can find many more ideas from the resources at the bottom. The point is, stress is the number one killer and we just let him roam around, running free in our lives. It's time to capture him & lock him away for good!
Resources:
Auto-Correct Boo-Boo's
Yes, Yes, I know this isn't a new thing, but some of these just crack me up!! Credit given to the tagged website(s). There were others but many of them are just too crude.
Did you know....
- ....On some Caribbean islands, the oysters climb trees.... I'd like to know which ones please!
- .... A blue whale's aorta (the main blood vessel) is large enough for a human to crawl through.... Jonah anyone?
- .... According to scientific studies, a rat's performance in a maze can be improved by playing music written by Mozart.... Hmm, think I need to listen to Mozart. Maybe I can make it through this maze of life easier!
- .... The lungfish can live out of water for three years in a state of suspended animation... I know some humans that live in that state all their life! Haha
- .... In 1895 Hampshire police handed out the first ever speeding ticket, fining a man for doing 6mph!... Wow! He was really bookin' it!!
Monday, April 9, 2012
Randomness
Have you ever had one of those days? Yeah me too, today!- Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
- There are more chickens in the world than people.
- Peanuts are used in making dynamite.
Random ( And useless! )Thoughts & Facts...
- Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
- Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
- Sloths take 2 weeks to digest their food
- The first man to distill bourbon whiskey in the United States was a Baptist preacher, in 1789
- The Chinese, in olden days, used marijuana only as a remedy for dysentery
- An apple, onion, and potato all have the same taste. The differences in flavor are caused by their smell. To prove this - pinch your nose and take a bite from each. They will all taste sweet.
Crimes...
- A man went in to rob a bank. He demanded the clerk to give him all the money. They told him to go sit out in his car and they would bring him the bags of money. He agreed and went out to his car. In the meantime, the people in the bank called the police. When they got there the man was still sitting in his car waiting for the money and they arrested him. (Wow, Really? Maybe I should entitle this "Crimes of the less intelligent")
- A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages rather than serve a two-year prison sentence. For payment, he gave the court a forged check. He got his prison term back, plus eight more years.
- A man was arrested and charged with the robbery—of vending machines. The man posted bail, entirely in quarters.
- In Redondo Beach, Calif., a police officer arrested a driver after a short chase and charged him with drunk driving. Officer Joseph Fonteno's suspicions were aroused when he saw the white Mazda MX-7 rolling down Pacific Coast Highway with half of a traffic-light pole, including the lights, lying across its hood. The driver had hit the pole on a median strip and simply kept driving. According to Fonteno, when the driver was asked about the pole, he said, "It came with the car when I bought it." ( Nice try. )
- Organized crime is estimated to account for 10% of the United States' national income. (And they say crime doesn't pay...)
And what random blog entry would be complete without...
Strange Laws...
- Theaters in Glendale, California can show horror films only on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday
- In Saudi Arabia, a woman reportedly may divorce her husband if he does not keep her supplied with coffee.
- You can't plow a cotton field with an elephant in North Carolina
- In Riverside, California, there is an old law on the city's books which makes it illegal to kiss unless both people wipe their lips with rose water
- In Lehigh, Nebraska it's against the law to sell donut holes.
- Women were banned by royal decree from using hotel swimming pools in Jidda, Saudi Arabia, in 1979.
- Under the law of Mississippi, there’s no such thing as a female Peeping Tom
- By law, information collected in a U.S. census must remain confidential for 72 years
- Chewing gum is outlawed in Singapore because it is a means of "tainting an environment free of dirt."
- In Idaho a citizen is forbidden by law to give another citizen a box of candy that weighs more than 50 pounds
I will save the rest for another day...
Oh hey, if you live in the area, be sure to check out my new blog
"Experience Ft. Pierce through Food"
Where I put my two-cents in about the local fare, good & bad!
Friday, June 19, 2009
It WILL get better!
You know how life throws curve ball after curve ball. Well, the past couple of weeks, life has been very busy throwing curve balls at me. Now, I could choose to whine about them and tell you every little thing that has happened, but instead, I'm going to praise my way through this. I really have drifted away from church lately and without the constant refill and without being in a place of the constant present of God, it's been quite easy for the enemy to get under my skin, so to speak. I have cried many tears, felt like my heart was going to jump out of my chest due to palpatations caused by stressed, I have even wondered what would happen if I just gave up. However, none of that is going to happen anymore! The enemy hates it when we praise God. He hates to see that he can't get to us, and that's exactly what I'm going to show him from here on out. I will NOT succumb to the hardships of life and to the enemy's grasp anylonger. If our focus isn't on God, then it's on the world and the prince of this world. I will keep my eyes firmly planted on God and all that He has in store for me and mine. The Word tells us that what the enemy steals, God will return to us many times, and this is what I hold to now! There are actually many verses in the Bible to cling to in times like these....
"For I am the Lord, your God, who takes hold of your right hand and says to you, Do not fear: I will help you." Isaiah 41:
This obviously is a reminder that all we must do is keep a hold on God's hand and follow His lead.
"He knows about everyone, everywhere. Everything about us is bare and wide open to the all-seeing eyes of our living God; nothing can be hidden from him to whom we must explain all that we have done." Hebrews 4:13
He already knows what we are going through. He is not blind.
"I myself will be the Shepherd of my sheep, and cause them to lie down in peace, the Lord God says. I will seek my lost ones, those who strayed away, and bring them safely home again. I will put splints and bandages upon their broken limbs and heal the sick. And I will destroy the powerful, fat shepherds; I will feed them, yes--feed them punishment!" Ezekiel 34:15
And this one I really love right now. This reminds me that we can never stray so far away from God that He can not reach us and we can not return. He is also a vengeful God and we need not worry.
"And in the same way--by our faith --the Holy Spirit helps us with our daily problems and in our praying. For we don't even know what we should pray for, nor how to pray as we should; but the Holy Spirit prays for us with such feeling that it cannot be expressed in words." Romans 8:26
This one is one that we all need a reminder on. Whenever we don't know how to pray, or exactly what to pray for, let the Holy Spirit do it for you!
I could go on and on with verses, but I think that I will stop for now and perhaps do an entry on God's Life Lessons on this. Thanks for reading, and please feel free to leave me a comment.
God Bless.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Maxine's 1st day at Wal-mart
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,a good find for many retirees,I lasted less than a day......Maxine -vs- Martha
Martha: "Stuff miniature marshmellows at the bottom of an
ice cream cone to keep it from dripping."
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
An Alarming Video that all Westerner's should watch
The Bible tells us that this sort of thing will happen in the end days. If you are a Christian, then you do not need to worry, because we already know that the Lord is victorious, but I also think that we should not walk around blind, but know what is going on in the world around us. Please watch this video and be aware of what President Obama is trying to have friendly relations with. Doesn't seem so friendly to me.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Just some facts for ya...
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
All About Mothers- Out of the mouths of babes...
WHY GOD MADE MOMS
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.
What kind of a little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What's the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
How cute is that?????
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Attacks...
It's so amazing how everything can be going along just fine and then BAM! The enemy ( satan ) jumps up and attacks! It's no secret that in these days money is tight with most everyone. Now, I learned long ago not to worry over things because well, worrying doesn't change anything except for the amount of sleep you can get and the color of your hair, so why worry? So, in the midst of the financial woes, I have simply trusted God. He has always provided and I know that He will continue to provide. Well, this thinking and this faith has brought me to a very wonderful place of being caught up on regular house-hold bills and gave me the money to file bankruptcy so I can get a new start. I even saw where I could start giving more to christian charities and to my church. That's when the enemy decided that he wanted to try and change my mind. There have been what seems like a million things go wrong over the past 7 days and each one of them has dealt with finances! of course, I started to panic, but quickly recognized it for what it was. I told God that I didn't care what the enemy did, I was going to follow through with my word. Then satan twisted and turned things so that I physically did not have the money to do what I needed to do for anything. I told God, that's okay. Next week I'll double up. Well now he has hit again ( all really a continuation of one problem that has caused a train-wreck of financial problems ) and I am still telling God that I WILL follow through and be good on my word.
The enemy thinks that he can discourage me and make me think that I really don't have the money that I need to pay bills let alone tithe and present offerings, but he forgets one thing.... I know who I am.
I am the child of the Most High King, The Lord of the Universe, The Great I AM, The King of Kings, The Prince of Peace, The Alpha and the Omega.... I am a child of God and I live in HIS kingdom, with HIS finances and under HIS rulership. Therefore, this economy, and the wiley ways of the devil have no effect on me or my life. "All things work together for good for those who love God and are called according to His purpose." ... And all things DO work together for good for me. This means that even the negative things that happen to us, turn around and are used for good purposes and bring a good outcome. Although I am struggling this moment with money, this struggle will do a number of things such as:
- Bring me closer to God as I rely on Him
- Build my Faith up even more
- Break the bond that money has on my life ( I have been known to seriously over shop! )
- Teach my children that no matter how down we may get, God will always hold out His hand and pick us up again!
So watch out, satan! What you do to me today, will bring you down tomorrow!! Hallelujah!
